tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-58530398527891490022024-03-13T09:56:56.563+08:00安哥爵.2012.爵食.爵相.爵心.爵活.爵欲.爵想.爵情安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.comBlogger593125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-47319285194131006922012-11-21T22:48:00.000+08:002012-11-21T22:48:08.774+08:00搬家了!搬家了!<br />
大叔四年来在这里口沫横飞,总於把网页空间填满.须要不停删除旧文稿和照片才能再在这里口水多过茶.<br />
在这里大叔也学到很多东西,也"成长老成"不少.<br />
真谢谢大家.<br />
新地址: unclejazz2.blogspot.com<br />
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有空来坐坐.大叔熬煮了<金桔梅>感恩大家!安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-6509157892777909222012-11-09T21:37:00.000+08:002012-11-09T21:37:37.950+08:00火凤凰<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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这是个70岁有余的阿嬷还可以化身一只火凤凰的年代.<br />
再说一次,这是个最坏的年代,也是最好的年代.<br />
我在新加坡牛车水一隅,见证了火艳的老阿嬷.驹驼着背,依样可以露得一无反顾.也许,早年她是一名花旦.那管徐娘尽老风歆无存,一样从恋装中找到生存的乐趣与意义..<br />
致敬!!!安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-44529139578172934462012-11-02T14:04:00.003+08:002012-11-02T23:08:41.263+08:00大叔要怎么过活?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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终於在邮箱里把整300封商业来往书信一并删除..过着无事一身轻的日子.才没那么几天,心里的荒失越见沉重.我想贱骨头再不做什么,将会了无生气.日子怎么过?<br />
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我会做18种咖哩,其中6种绝对独家.我现在的心愿是开档卖<安哥爵打包咖哩饭>.甚至想好了,就以椰浆饭打包的方式,用6种不同颜色的不透明灯笼纸来打包,,以颜色分类豪华版,VIP版,公主版王子版....一咖哩再加两种菜色,米饭绝对要用上好香米,咖哩料绝对自椿自臼用足新鲜香料.咖哩浓绸度靠大量葱头与鲜茄增鲜.....绝对要给老饕吃得心满意足.如此美妙的理想化,一包咖哩饭卖6零吉至8零吉.估计盈利有40巴仙即可.(通常非赚70巴仙不可..)<br />
我孤军作战啊!!家人都投反对票.真叫大叔一个纠结.(谁能助我?)<br />
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在新加坡,大叔我曾经跟人比试过一口气捣捣臼臼800多下不停手.今天也能靠左手捣了600下.(这魔鬼咖哩料故意不捣太烂.要有料渣..)<br />
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安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-46689670985100135452012-10-31T22:21:00.003+08:002012-10-31T22:46:02.673+08:00宣家是座迷宫宜家(Ikea)制造了迷宫的格局,在在说明了一个家就是一座迷宫.<br />
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在宜家,你只有单行道可走,看似兜兜转转,其实一直在向前运行,一直走到须要付钱的地方..<br />
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它的高超是延途给你一种迷宫的感觉,很冷的家俱器材再加上瓶瓶缶缶...它制造了要命的吸引力,在陌生的人流中你看得会很荒失,於是想买走一物半件去制造家的温暖!<strong>你以为从宜家所摆现的一定是一个温馨的家</strong>,<strong>你有点错乱又夹着几许兴奋.你以为温暖垂手可得.</strong><br />
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宜家具平民意识.或说大众化.它让每个人都憧憬.所以制造了迷宫让你走进去.但也不必担心太多,它没有回头路.虽然一定有个出口.<br />
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家也是一样是座迷宫.内有七情六欲,但一定得付起责任.拿了东西,要付钱.安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-72844548642039615652012-10-30T15:29:00.001+08:002012-10-30T15:35:37.775+08:00小姐,别再偷东西了!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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就衣服而巳.要偷就偷男人的心,运气好,也许还可得到一间服装店.</div>
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<br />安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-31736670817412570422012-10-29T13:42:00.001+08:002012-10-29T14:03:40.589+08:00这个大叔真爱玩之超级减肥汤<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIySmw84MDpjnX95c4KtEulxg9XhNNU8bcXXAQWitSj_dEfTUVwNv0xj2FoK65Bh_0aQdH0pFxHze0vpdb6W0usYGQlB16Sg8f_foeSy0bwdAMMDt6KukSl1uhoQfLAVS_HX4FOggW6Pon/s1600/DSC09816.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiIySmw84MDpjnX95c4KtEulxg9XhNNU8bcXXAQWitSj_dEfTUVwNv0xj2FoK65Bh_0aQdH0pFxHze0vpdb6W0usYGQlB16Sg8f_foeSy0bwdAMMDt6KukSl1uhoQfLAVS_HX4FOggW6Pon/s320/DSC09816.JPG" width="320" /></a>家人出游去了..男人老狗自动请缨留在家守护这最后的堡垒.过了一天与3只狗相伴的日子,又不能搞怪,想想一身贱肉神僧鬼厌,就来搞一锅减肥汤.<span style="background-color: white; color: white;">.................................................</span>这真是名副其实的超有效减肥ABC汤.主干是罗宋汤材料~~红番茄,红罗卜,马铃薯,洋葱,西芹.再加上利尿的包粟和鲜菇及瘦肉;家里<br />
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<br />安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-31647540720802224342012-10-23T13:49:00.000+08:002012-10-23T13:49:13.576+08:00笑不停在星巴克,隔壁桌一对冤家在协议离婚.声音越嚷越大了.扯的都是各项费用如何支出分配.感情结束,谈到最后都是钱.<br />
如果等到一穷二白时才搞离婚,是不是可以平和结束?<br />
估计也不会.爱恨情仇算计不完.<br />
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海明威说~~爱情是在两人中某一人所处的地方,另一个人总是陪在身边.<br />
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所以我们住进了一个叫做家的地方.<br />
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海明威的价值观与现代人不符.现代人说家是两个人共同制造.你占有我,我占有你家!<br />
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要不然黎明与乐基儿离婚陪上六千万(马币)身家.乐基儿欢天嘻地去找玩乐;男人老狗黎明重出江湖在河北唱~~今夜你会不会来?赚点养老金.<br />
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埃米尔说~~只有一起哭泣的时候,才能了解到彼此在相爱.<br />
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(话说我比较聪明,428那天被初恋情人远远撞见,还被她偷拍上网,问那个人是不是我?穿黄衫的人这么多,在时空中变老的人在增长,我死都不承认那个伯公是我.每想到此,我就笑不停.哗卡卡卡卡..我又不忍笑笑不忍了.)<br />
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安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-55228701710825855022012-10-20T14:54:00.004+08:002012-10-20T15:13:51.612+08:00朋友送的邪恶.邪恶.家里还有6盒月饼没吃完!严格说有24粒.又不能拿给老婆揉成莲蓉泥来敷脸,也不能化着秋泥来种花.如果可以,把它像煎红龟羔那样煎来吃或是煮莲蓉汤?(这是被迫想出来的最囫偏方,纯属消遣..) 最好就做试验,任它自生自灭看它有多能耐横摆到下一个中秋.总之就是一个邪恶.<br />
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这些都是朋友送的.我尊重珍惜朋友的心意..但我心态不对,一直把它当玩赏物还把心音放大朋友送的这是朋友送的我必须吃下他们的心意;因此就没把它拱手让人.<br />
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只怪我出手太慢.不然大可转送给捡纸皮的阿婆或阿边个的边个.现在都要农历九月初九了,<strong>通书上会不会有句~~忌送月饼?!</strong><br />
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送月饼给我的朋友,我是满心欢喜的.那~~明年不如送我一个月亮.那我就知道~~城里的月光把我照亮.安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-44459986233009329102012-10-18T00:32:00.001+08:002012-10-18T01:35:31.912+08:00一阵又一阵火辣的热吻<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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冒着雨去吃自助餐.餐厅里有点沸腾.人声,杯碟刀叉轻敲侧击声,食物台上电炉也冒着烟..人就觉得暖和了.尽管落地长窗外还下着重阳雨.<br />
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突然对桌一对接吻鱼成了焦点.其实本来就不把他们看在眼里的.肌肠漉漉,食物才是皇道.可这两人怎么回事?竟然付了钱互相嚼啄起对方来,一阵又一阵的热吻,肉紧,心猿,意马.意乱,情迷.看来是一对刚互相上手发春的男女..就这样火热的吻,一遍又一遍.不免令人侧目.<br />
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终於,吻够了,情圣这才去猎取食物....食色性也,不看他们的,是不看他们的.成个麻甩佬.可每回她们要再去取食物时,有时是男的去取海鲜,有时是女的拿甜品,添食之前,必定要深切热吻一轮!就这样起起坐坐吻了四五回.那女的顾得了上面以火烈烈的艳唇回应,顾不了下身高跟鞋巳飞脱,一个踉跄,<strong>连坐着都会预告失身.</strong><br />
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朋友小鱼说看得冒烟.马尾却说看得不寒而懔.<br />
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急色得成这样,他们接吻的配套很快就用完了.像吃了丰盛的自助餐,饱肚了,腻了.锼了.<br />
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<strong>爱情(他们的),不过是躲了一场雨,吃了一顿自助餐.</strong>安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-13550533368754735942012-10-12T14:49:00.001+08:002012-10-12T14:49:36.912+08:00未必是想要的那杯茶<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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离开吉隆坡那天把整个钱包弄丢了.也不知是被扒还是从后裤袋跌失的.总之是一个没有身份的人了.失去了所有证件,我反而不慌不乱.回到家懒睡了两天.睡个"不知道是早晨不知道是黄昏"...(一首歌的歌词来的.).彷弗这样可把九个月的精神消耗和体力给恢复了.<br />
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两天后才去报案.还嫁祸给新山,说是在City Square JB弄丢钱包的.反正多一件少一单新山的罪案记录也都在下降的.<br />
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回来后就把家打造成安老院,从此过着幸福的日子.可我怎又被一个梦惊醒?!梦中牛仔很忙.现在思考着要接受另个聘约或树立"安哥爵咖哩饭"?<br />
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叹杯咖啡再说吧.对这个茶杯一见钟情.喜欢它的厚实简朴.那是前年在订机票办签证时旅行社请我喝茶.回来后厚颜无耻发个简讯跟老板说我喜欢你的茶杯..人家大方,就送给我这副.<br />
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其实中看不中用.杯口小过圆周,杯身胖得像个水缸,喝一口咖啡容易留下啡碛.点点滴滴从杯身滑落,口不贴杯.<br />
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往往到手的,未必是想要的那杯茶.<br />
这是大叔的领悟.安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-90290686379795173812012-10-05T21:45:00.003+08:002012-10-05T23:38:14.405+08:00你存在我婶婶的脑海里那年我们写情书,深受琼瑶姨熏陶,信末收尾会来一句~~深深的想你..或想你深深!<br />
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不怕告诉你,我写过深深想你的情书.也收过想你深深的谎言.<br />
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<strong>现代的网络用语,认真诋死.想你深深,异变成~~想你婶婶!</strong><br />
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起源於中国歌手曲婉婷大红歌曲<我的歌声里>的歌词..<br />
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<strong>~~~你存在我深深(婶婶)的脑海里,我的梦里,我的心里,我的歌声里....</strong><br />
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於是大家都~~你存在我婶婶的脑海里,传唱不绝.<br />
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还有得玩~~<br />
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<strong>你存在我深深(婶婶)的硬盘里,</strong><br />
<strong>我的浏览器里,</strong><br />
<strong>我的下载器里,</strong><br />
<strong>我的播放器里........</strong>安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-11404095949871450372012-10-04T08:54:00.000+08:002012-10-04T08:54:06.631+08:00你妹啊单身朋友好不容易挨到退休年的生日.立马给了辞职信.他说只要某日过了午夜十二点,就去提款机查看公积金局是否有效率的悉数过户退休金给他.<br />
他好紧张.一年前我们巳陪着他期待.每个月都跟着他肉紧一次.<br />
劳碌半生,从没在手上握过这么多的一笔钱~~七万多元.其中因为笫一户头曾经动用过.<br />
他有童真.四处让人知道他即将有七万多元.没出过国的他说要跟我走丝绸之路..<br />
他问友侪是否要每间银行都开个户口,这里存一些那里留一点.那就很方便,去到那里都可提款.<br />
他问过我怎么处理那些钱?我有叫他留一些散散用,慰劳自己一下也很应该.其他的就做"定期存款"......<br />
那天他家妹妹老远从吉打下来,说要请他吃火锅过生日.55年第一次庆祝.<br />
吃完火锅,妹妹说: KO (哥) 啊!我的屋期(贷款) 还没还完咧!<br />
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你妹啊!嫁得了人还来打你哥主意!<br />
套一句中国骂人俗语~~你妹啊!安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-47492664946280391392012-09-27T00:31:00.002+08:002012-09-27T07:22:02.587+08:00走网运<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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这些我不是有了吗?还是有待加强的.从来望天看云,看不懂那片云彩最飘渺,那片云彩会化雨.</div>
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人生是那么无止境.</div>
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最近心里真的好忙.日子就是这么一回事.我无法弄明白的,就糊涂度过.有时候,看不清的,干脆留一份朦胧,诗意地栖息.</div>
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网络中不是我出风头的地方.没有亮相的习惯.能见面的,就在网下见面.巳见过26位网友了.那真不够低调.</div>
<br />安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-47652482581863611212012-09-19T00:41:00.002+08:002012-09-19T09:33:18.830+08:00吃汉堡障碍<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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我不懂得吃汉堡.我没"血盆大口".我吃汉堡时总是分层吃,吃得像分尸.我有吃汉堡障碍!</div>
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<br />安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-84268130040267734482012-09-16T00:52:00.001+08:002012-09-16T08:30:11.643+08:00亮相了<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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翻开旧剪报,也不过几年光景,巳是老树.昏鸦..昨天早上出门前正要锁门,接了个电话,就急急走人.结果感觉公事包有点重甸甸,才发现门没锁还把锁头带走..我真的"伯登"多多.神游太空了.<br />
活得有点累.有痴呆症的先兆.<br />
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(最主要是说,我亮相了.别要求太多.从来对於亮相,我没有诚意.你若对我有诚意,就面对面.)安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-66481330605335934622012-09-15T00:52:00.002+08:002012-09-15T01:05:03.559+08:00恶女人比中指小时候童真,真以为女人是天使,是弱者.还温柔优雅的.看看又不是这么一回事.有时候女人巳强势到神憎鬼厌.一切"坏男人"为非作歹的事,她们更得心应手..在内地,沿街听到骂架声的,都是女人那把破铜锣..<br />
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这年头,女人也爱比中指.<br />
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前天晚上,在甲洞乌鸦密布的快乐城交通灯前,巳经亮了通行绿灯,摆在最前线的女司机埋首在玩手机,貌似在传讯息,死赖不走,引起后面车龙纷纷鸣笛抗议.<br />
她无动於衷,一於少理.继续在手机上点指乒乒,好似进入无人之境.直到又变了红灯,引起后排车队的鼓燥!!<br />
说时迟那时快,就在又转黄灯时,她突然摇下车窗,伸手向天空比了个中指后猛踩油门而去!真火!如果她有枪,必然大剌剌鸣枪示众.<br />
随后的印度大兄心有不甘,火速追逐而去.<br />
真是惊心动魄的剌激.那里来的野女人??<br />
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今天,我一於翻报纸追看有无"美艳少妇被追杀"的新闻云云..<br />
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有些女人很浪很火很强大.她们被修理,别以性别看.当贱民看也无可厚非.不是在说平等吗?为自己的恶行为负责很应该.安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-58944719358671139132012-09-14T08:49:00.002+08:002012-09-15T00:10:12.831+08:00这样的交错....<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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人间从来不缺故事.各自演绎,或交错,或欢喜,或不堪.<br />
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在面书上与她"相遇",相互问好.<br />
问她:你不叫我三叔吗?<br />
~~三叔.(她礼貌性叫了)<br />
一句起两句止.然后~~又是数月没有交流.没有问候.<br />
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第一次见到她是在老妈的丧礼上.被介绍说是二哥的女儿.二哥失踪多年如人间蒸发般生死未卜;倏地出现这么一个可人儿,我一时醚胡傻楞.也忘了给她一个见面礼.<br />
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她很安静,浅笑轻语.<br />
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有时不是无语交流,而是清楚彼此不可触碰的内心故事.那就不提也罢.人与人之间,亏欠难免.<br />
只是有种无力感.那种疏离,不知能再做什么关怀.命运在操弄,人也在游走命途之中.这样的交错着...<br />
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(把手伸出去,也要握着啊!)安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-45137857332743631692012-09-13T00:02:00.000+08:002012-09-13T00:45:49.040+08:00喜乐卡卡<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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如果人生像缅甸卡卡一样~~一天以吃六餐为目的,也是够丰富的.大前提是她不挑食,粗茶淡饭又一餐.养肥了身段,吃宽了心胸.<br />
这天的斋炒米粉用手抓吃,看她吃的津津有味,好不喜乐.<br />
她问我要不要也抓一把来吃?很惭愧,这样的斋炒,我吃得下一点,吃不下一点.我至少要加点豆芽或包菜.<br />
我送她的这件衣服有点小号了.我记得去年她还是小S.安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-23499204494785938792012-09-12T01:09:00.001+08:002012-09-12T07:53:53.852+08:00我会被打吗之欠打的安哥<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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阴公咯,有人向我通风报讯,我家老人打我养了十四年的老狗~~宝宝.<br />
我得回家去看看.<br />
虽然十年前她正直愤青玩掉我一卷厕纸时我有打过她,她选择躲起来不咬我.我就不再"郁手"直到她变成瞎眼老处女.<br />
哈哈哈老人打老人(狗).奇怪咧!<br />
待我回家看看.<br />
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噢!有危机~~我会顺带被打吗?<br />
哎哟!那就真的老人打老人.<br />
<br />安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-51638921567559344052012-09-09T09:09:00.000+08:002012-09-09T10:32:00.869+08:00对着闷骚,请你主动一点我有一个发呆亭,那是我的海市蜃楼最后安全网.我自个儿沉溺其中,悠游自在.<br />
从来没兴致主动约人出来吹水.真的没有主动.这与高傲无关.我行我素惯了.下班后总觉得应该处理自己.一杯水,一行字,像933的台词,歌多话少,不受干扰.每个人总得有松驰精神的独特秘方.静态而孤独的自己,一定是最好的.<br />
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但偶而被人邀约出去,告诉你,我又挺兴奋的.那时,我变成一个话劳.有倾吐,有分享,有声色犬马的言不及义.<br />
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是不是身边没有人我也活得下去?我想我会比别人更能耐一些.但有朋友温情环绕,那必也是挺快乐的.<br />
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原来这就叫~~闷骚.<br />
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哈哈!那是我天生异禀的特质~~动静皆宜.<br />
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那天"被"朋友约出来吃"布罗依干",菜好吃,人开心.<br />
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记得,请你对我主动一点.<br />
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没有主动约你,不是因为你不重要..而是我不知自己重不重要.<br />
这句话竟然在面书被友侪按like.呵呵!我根本是在玩野.<br />
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小时候擅改歌词,把中华小学校歌唱成~~咸煎饼油炸鬼Roti占Kaya..<br />
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今天还是有玩性..想喊七声默迪卡,其中六声是"米跌价米跌价米跌价米跌价米跌价米跌价!!<br />
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加了蛋黄粉做了黄黄的鸡蛋仔迎接黄黄的默迪卡!<br />
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我是"臭"鸡蛋糕男.<br />
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说完.安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-46595092399809261222012-08-29T17:11:00.001+08:002012-08-29T19:17:09.841+08:00粗糙语言之想跟我玩的肥伦原来可以藉故不来这里就可以忘记自己写着一个blog.<strong>就像结了婚又不顾家的男人慢慢的就习惯可以不负责任.</strong>说忙得没空写blog是假的.对我而言,我心中每天爬行着文字.像被蚂蚁咬着,痒着,微微痛着.或是潜移默化着.这些也许可以写下来,但它绝对不是生活语言.<strong>我们每天说的都是粗糙甚至是粗俗的</strong>.当你把文字从嘴巴说什来,连自己也会受到惊吓.又不是呤诗作对,又不是朗诵着<动地吟>.<strong>没有人会明白你.</strong><br />
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因此文字才是魅力.看到八月书展的人头钻动各求所需,<strong>那是一种心灵的饥渴.</strong><br />
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像昨天,我用粗糙的语言对付一个人,<strong>过着一般活灵又活现的粗俗生活.</strong><br />
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那个员工名叫肥伦,<strong>就是连开缶头都不会又想做店长的家伙.我留他到今天留到缶头也过了期般</strong>.这两天他扮猪"专登"来"气"我.<br />
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那天我告诉他事关店里的事请让我知道.诸如缺货或收不到货,我立马变出来给你.<br />
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那个晚上十二点多他来敲我房门.(我收留他在同一屋脊下.)<br />
我~~什么事?<br />
肥伦~~安哥,我去上网..<br />
我~~那里上?<br />
肥伦~~网吧.<br />
我~~自己小心一点.这你以后不必告诉我.<br />
肥伦~~<strong>你说什么都要向你报告.</strong><br />
我~~下班后你的事不必向我报告.(<a href="mailto:**#@#%">**#@#%</a>**^&**..)<br />
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昨晚他又来敲我房门!又来报告他要去网吧上网.<strong>这简直在跟我玩咧.</strong><br />
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我~~~不必跟我报告.<strong>就算你生痔疮又关我屁事?!</strong><br />
(看!多么粗糙又真实的生活语言.)<br />
那知他竟然正经回应~~<br />
肥伦~~安哥,<strong>我...我没生痔疮.</strong><br />
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这个肥伦是骂都不走的.活宝啊!<br />
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友侪说人家安哥林56岁才开创云顶.....<br />
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我只要儿孙满堂.......<br />
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创业年龄层越见年轻化.30来岁的青年才俊纷纷闯入江湖.昨天一个90后的大口青对我说:两年后我要开3间店!<br />
我也很识do.回应说:那到时你记得请我做工.<br />
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他很正色的对我说:好的!<br />
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啦啦啦啦!(吹着口哨)...两年后,有3间店会请我做工.<br />
啦啦啦啦!我不会失业,有人要请我做工.啦啦啦啦啦.....安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-87739628857838063412012-08-08T00:16:00.003+08:002012-08-08T09:01:18.319+08:00拿督李还要blabla的说什么?是想说的.那天的拿督李,令人看得很纠结.观尝比赛前,我和友人交换字条,也不是事后孔明;我们只想以第六感玩预测.我们不约而同写着~~打三场,林丹胜.<br />
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其实我们都不这么想.我们心系拿督李,我们渴望他石破天惊给我们史无前列的激情...只是我看了他的薄弱下巴,我心理准备了这可能的变数赛果.<br />
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喜欢李宗伟的中国人不会比喜欢林丹的人少.我QQ里的中友说,我们爱林丹,我们更敬仰李宗伟.他输在性格,林丹霸气赢了球.<br />
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<strong>李宗伟是一匹风度翩翩的狼,他的撕裂,太有分寸.</strong><br />
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老天没有不公平.以18平让他们拼搏智取.19-18时,拿督李还一度占上风.可是怎么解读那个判断到底是怎么一回事?怎可能在极之关键的比分时将后场球放空?!在高手终极对决里容许如此失误?因此让比分被天霸追平19~~19!<br />
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看得人银牙暗咬意难平!<br />
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林丹连续剑走整场发挥出色网前得分20~~19,这时,球迷经巳吓得脑子放空.最后你来我往的吊高对挥刺探;拿督李挑球还未落地出界,场边妖魔李永波已尽命大吼~~出界了!!!<br />
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如此目瞪口呆的结束.球迷像被痛击般.....留下了拿督落寞的身影和内敛的眼泪.<br />
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<strong>胜利虽是咫尺,却是恒久的天涯.</strong><br />
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<strong>没有李宗伟,林丹怎生精采?!要说的是,李的静默魅力无边.他的优秀和坚强,令世界动容.这是个世界记录.</strong>安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5853039852789149002.post-59135195357562147232012-07-27T00:50:00.003+08:002012-07-27T08:00:50.137+08:00老娘惹火<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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初稿着一本餐牌.朋友想用<可可娘惹>这名称.我比较着意於<老<strong><u>娘惹</u></strong>火>.但不会执意.不是说玫瑰即使不叫玫瑰~~依然娇艳欲滴吗?</div>
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办完老妈后事.我对妹妹说,我只想要一个碗盏层格,或老妈用过的一个厨具遗物做记念.妹妹会意点头.</div>
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未几接到妹妹的哭诉电话.说老妈头七还没过,弟弟和他那个离了婚的同居女友迫不及待的把老妈的遗物一一丢空,还提出把老屋卖掉.~~人走都还没七天呀.她说了即哭.</div>
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在绘着这本餐牌时,却是思潮起伏,心神恻恻.不觉间,画着妈妈的遗物.妈妈烧得一手好娘惹菜.......</div>
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我把虾画得极丑.但<山楂虾之恋>这名字会惹人喜欢.爱屋及乌於<山楂树之恋>这部小说电影.</div>安哥爵http://www.blogger.com/profile/17387534881255030957noreply@blogger.com18